Coat: Tan. Mood: Simmering. Mug: Full of meat juice.
"Detective Gravy" is on the case — and by case, we mean a steaming cup of hot gravy.
This pigeon’s seen things. Bad pies. Cold sausage rolls. The great Corned Beef Disappearance of ’08.
With a trench coat straight from the mean streets of Greggs and an expression that says “you’ve over-salted it again, Derek,” this is the most suspicious sip of all time.
Drawn in full Ink & Thread high-detail inkwork and served with gravy-brown attitude and pastel drip — this tee brings unbothered bird-core to the next level.
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Wash cold on a gentle cycle and turn inside out to protect the print. For long-lasting quality, avoid tumble drying.
UK Fit Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| UK Equivalent | UK S | UK M | UK L | UK XL | UK 2XL | UK 3XL | UK 4XL | UK 5XL |
| Fit Notes | Relaxed fit | True relaxed fit | Classic relaxed | Roomy fit | Generous cut | Standard | Standard | Standard |
US Size Guide
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Detective Gravy T-Shirt
Detective Gravy T-Shirt
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£29.99 GBP
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£39.99 GBP
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£29.99 GBP
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