Eat your greens… or else.
Eat Your Greens features an unhinged broccoli mascot mid-rampage, eyes bulging and teeth sunk deep into a terrified cauliflower. It’s loud, chaotic, and aggressively funny, a dark-humour take on healthy eating that does not play nice.
Illustrated in a bold, tattoo-inspired streetwear style with thick black outlines and flat colours, this design is made to stand out. It’s absurd, slightly unhinged, and perfect for anyone who enjoys humour with a sharp edge.
Printed on premium cotton for everyday comfort, Eat Your Greens is part of Ink & Thread’s food-gone-feral lineup, where even vegetables have had enough.
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Wash cold on a gentle cycle and turn inside out to protect the print. For long-lasting quality, avoid tumble drying.
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Eat Your Greens T-Shirt
Eat Your Greens T-Shirt
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