Gnawing Nutcracker – Creepy Christmas Soldier Tee

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The Jaw That Never Sleeps

The Gnawing Nutcracker is the reason you hear strange chewing noises at 3am. With splintered wooden jaws, glowing ember eyes, and a cracked colonial uniform, this deranged toy soldier looks like he’s halfway through eating the furniture — and considering moving on to you next. Illustrated with bold ink shading, warm reds, antique golds, and aged wood textures, this is the ultimate unhinged holiday icon for people who like their Christmas slightly feral.

UK Fit Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
UK Equivalent	UK S	UK M	UK L	UK XL	UK 2XL	UK 3XL	UK 4XL	UK 5XL
Fit Notes	Relaxed fit	True relaxed fit	Classic relaxed	Roomy fit	Generous cut	Standard	Standard	Standard

US Size Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50